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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Can you fix it?

Walking.
Talking.
Riding a bike.

None of these milestones hold a candle to this next one. Ok, so I can't speak to the bike one, as Briar hasn't really taken an interest in pedaling since she always seems to have at least one willing set of hands to push her on the bicycle like some sort of modern day Cleopatra. Yet I still think this milestone she reached today has set the bar quite high.

Today, she drank from a can. My can. My long desired can of Sierra Mist Free.

I say long desired because I made a mad dash through the grocery store on my lunch (you know, that special time when the store somehow senses your need for efficiency and swiftly sends out their second string, on break from some sort of rehabilitative institution, staff?).

After having every last bit of patience tested by the zombie pregnant woman with what seemed to be a sneer tic checking my groceries, I bumped into the nicest human being I know, who on a good day makes me queasy she's so nice. This kind of nice just isn't normal. Saying what I wanted to her would have put me up there with baby seal clubbers, so I grinned and tried not to slip into her southern lilt as I tra la la'd about how I had to be getting to the girls.

I rushed to the sitter's, settled the girls in the car and drove us home. I went through the special routine of keeping them entertained while I unloaded the car (Read- grabbing bags, bounding up onto the porch and skipping back to the car while alternately singing and just generally making an ass of myself- works every time, I might add). After that it was the dance to keep them from playing with the plastic bags as I tried to get the things needing refrigerating put away. As luck would have it, Avery is 100% into the fridge. She can hear it open from 500 yards and be halfway in the crisper before I realize it. I made quick time and socked a couple of cans of pop in the back.

After an hour working, Avery went down for her nap. I went to the fridge and grabbed one of the now chilled cans of pop, I hadn't had four sips before Briar asked for a sip. No big deal, she is usually quite turned off by "bubbles." Not so today. Today she sipped, scrunched, and sipped again.

"S'Mommy's drink Briar is drinking. S'good."

"Yes, that's mom's drink."

"Can I Briar having some." (I kind of love it when she has a question morph into a statement to suit her fancy.)

"Yes, you sure can have some. Please just be careful. No spilling."

"Briar's careful."

And she was. Feeling magnanimous, and perhaps a bit lazy, I let her have the can and decided to wait until later to have another. Perhaps she'll tire of it, I thought.

Not so. Instead she found a way to more completely enjoy the Sierra Mist Free experience.


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9 Comments:

Blogger slouching mom said...

Oh, god is she cute.

I love how she never really answered you. That ability will come in handy for her when she's a teenager.

April 17, 2007 9:03:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Cate said...

Okay...that is absolutely hilarious. I love Briar's "dialect"...it makes these stories SO entertaining to read!

April 17, 2007 9:26:00 PM PDT

 
Anonymous chelle said...

hehe that was too cute!
Becca is not all that interested in pedaling a bike either. I am hoping that being with other kids that are biking will help the process!

April 18, 2007 8:52:00 AM PDT

 
Anonymous SusieJ said...

I loathe that nice person too -- and for me -- it's chocolate bars. I try to sneak bites in when I'm driving, but they smell it, and of course the wrapper, always makes a lot of noise.

April 18, 2007 9:25:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Amanda said...

SusieJ- My mom has a dog who can sense a York Peppermint Patty comin gout of the freezer from the basement of the house.
Slouching Mom- She's a whiz, isn't she. For 2 minutes before taking the video she boasted about having my drink on her sock, miraculously it went nowhere else. I can't figure it out.

April 18, 2007 9:35:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Amanda said...

Hmmm: comin gout

Classy. That would be: coming out. The dog is hale and hearty with not a touch of gout.

April 18, 2007 9:43:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger BlogWhore said...

licking her feet.

that's the real milestone!

April 18, 2007 12:46:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Damselfly said...

She wants to be just like you!

But what would have happened if you were drinking Red Bull or a beer ...? hee hee

April 18, 2007 1:28:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger cce said...

She's genius and flexible. If My Better Half could get his foot to his mouth he'd be sucking spilled beer from his socks. He, like your Briar, hates to squander a drop.
I have no sound on the computer today but even watching the film without audio was entertaining.

April 20, 2007 5:15:00 AM PDT

 

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