Gym Goggles
Sean and I made a quick trip to the gym tonight while Nana and Ciocci Jean watched the girls. After surveying the equipment we decided that if we had wanted to run we would have stayed outside. We hit the weights. Unfortunately my favorite gym rat, casanova, before-and-after waiting to happen, walking hair gel disaster wasn't there. Probably off somewhere wearing a tank top tucked into his jeans, the arm holes large enough to see the unnaturally hairless chest within, and his hair only barely concealing his wicked face as he licks his lips while staring at members of both sexes. Luckily for Sean I was there.
Standing in front of the mirrored wall by the free weights-
Me: "Is this a skinny mirror?"
Sean: "What?" He asked shaking his head as if to get water out of his ears.
Me: "Is this a skinny mirror?" I asked as I thrust my head in the direction of the mirror.
Sean looked at me, then at the mirror, and then back to me. "What do you mean is this a skinny mirror?"
Me: "Well, sometimes there are skinny mirrors. I'm looking in the mirror and the legs I see there are not the legs I see when I look down."
Sean, to his credit, really seemed to be trying to wrap his mind around what I was asking. "You don't...What do you see in the mirror?"
"Just not long or skinny like that. So, do you think it's a skinny mirror?"
"No, I don't think it's a skinny mirror." He scoffed as if no such thing even existed to begin with.
"Well, I think a skinny mirror'd probably make it a pretty popular place."
"No, Manda, that'd make it a fun house."
Funny, and yet honestly, doesn't that say a little something about the difference between men and women? It doesn't even occur to them that looking good in a mirror might be on account of a skinny mirror, or that a lighter weight is just a bum scale.
I've been tagged for a meme about unachieved goals by the brilliant, beautiful and witty CCE at Mad Marriage. I'll be working on that post, but in the meantime I think I may work on a little goal having to do with image. I think the next time I look in the mirror and think I look beautiful or skinny or smart or insert complimentary adjective I'll believe it and count myself lucky.
Maybe you can do the same?


9 Comments:
I don't think so, though it's a nice idea. There isn't a skinny enough mirror in all the land for the likes of me these days.
Sigh.
Better to have no mirrors at all, I'd say.
April 23, 2007 8:40:00 PM PDT
i think i am a pregnant woman in training. i eat for two...but there is only one. me.
re: saying nice stuff about ourselves, how about we post it to each other? sometimes it's nice to hear it externally. so, ahem, how about this: amanda, i have never seen you in person, but from your pictures and your writing, i think you must be absolutely marvelous. inside and out.
that's a good start, right?! :)
April 23, 2007 9:20:00 PM PDT
actually y'know what, i just looked at some of the pictures that you had posted and you are HAWT. whaddaya need a skinny mirror for?! ;)
April 23, 2007 9:23:00 PM PDT
was that scary? it wasn't meant to be scary. but now, i *am* getting scary, cuz that's 3 posts in as many minutes. yeah, sooooo...i'm outta here. for real. bye. and don't take it personally. well, take it personally, but take it personally as coming from a good place. not a creepy scary one. oh for god's sake i need to shut up.
April 23, 2007 9:26:00 PM PDT
Oh how you flatter me, I'm blushing. Glad you can add belief in the reality of mirrored reflection to your list of goals. I hope it doesn't slip into the ignored but best laid plans category because we all should give our selves a little credit where credit is due. BTW, I keep a scale that is five pounds in my favor so that when I get my annual physical I can weep and rant and wonder how the hell I put on so much weight since breakfast.
April 24, 2007 5:02:00 AM PDT
I hope I can make that kind of leap of faith!
April 24, 2007 8:18:00 AM PDT
I'm so glad I found your blog. Great story especially since at our gym, we have both skinny and regular mirrors. I work out in front of the skinny ones of course.
April 24, 2007 10:12:00 AM PDT
So..uh..where can I get one of these SKINNY mirrors? ::snort::
April 24, 2007 2:27:00 PM PDT
I was just talking to a coworker about that yesterday.
I call my bathroom the no self-disparagement zone. When I look in the mirror I'm only allowed to say something positive to myself. It works wonders at helping my self image and my outlook for the day.
It takes a while to get into the habit, but I think it's a great idea!
April 26, 2007 11:18:00 AM PDT
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