So you know:
If you listen, there's wisdom in them thar kids:
"But super heroes don't wear underwear!"
"You gotta pee first so the poop can go in different water."
"He's not died, he just can't hear very well."
"I want to get married twice: once to dad and once to another somebody."
"Ai sayuh I doe-wanna!"
"I am wary of being too perfect."
So you see, surrounded by this kind of brilliance, I am the best kind of super hero*.
*An underwear wearing superhero.